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It all started with me making a topic on the BBS about this video I had on my phone of a hot 14 year stripper old chick. Now, in this topic I said:
"But hey, of course I'd take advantage of her :D"
As a joke to some guy writing about how she'd be a future slut.
Well BBM thought it would be fair to slap on a 5 day ban. "Reason for ban: Seriously, admitting that you'd have sex with a 14 year old ain't cool."
Immediately realising the mistake he had made, I sent him a PM, saying how teenage sex is normal and that I'm only 16, I said it as a joke, and I was talking about her future slutness. Now, I can understand why he locked the topic, but I didn't think a 5 day ban was fair (especially seeing as I wasn't done trolling for the day) and I was pissed off, so I sent him another PM.
At 9/1/08 3:40 AM, HarraH wrote:
: Good job locking my topic yet allowing a topic without a NSFW tag and a girl that is obviously under 18 topless remain on the BBS, that makes sense.
He replied in a few hours with this:
At 9/1/08 2:00 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
: FORGIVE ME I FORGOT TO MOD IN MY SLEEP.
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: Ban extended for being an ass.
An extra 5 day ban. I didn't know you could get a ban from the forum for an extra 5 days because you sent someone a PM.
Realizing this guy had such a short fuse (I'm guessing he doesn't get laid much if at all, no, hes probably a virgin... OH WHAT ANOTHER 5 DAY BAN EXTENSION, SHIT) I did a test, and posted on his blog "STOP SPAMENG MY INBOCKS".
: Sep. 3, 2008 | 3:01 AM BananaBreadMuffin responds:
: I'll tell you what, for every additional time you contact me, I'll increase your ban by 3 days.
: This time included.
I am absolutely positive that those were unfair bans. But hey, moderators on this site can do what they want, and unless they get masses of complaints like that BigBadRon dude, they can continue to do what the fuck they want.
And I'm not whinging that I want my ban taken off, I'm just telling a hopefully slightly amusing story.
Hopefully be back trolling on the forums in 10 days.
My Allies in this Nazi-Mod Oppression War
- Aerodiablo
- AQUZ
- FullBlackHabit
- HarraH
- KingKombat
- Nayhan
- supyohos123
EDIT: Ban extended again! This means I'll be banned for atleast 18 days before I actually get unbanned, because every time he extends it, it gets refreshed. Hot damn!

How I earned the Platinum Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Trolling
Posted by HarraH Aug. 30, 2008 @ 7:14 AM EDTFor this world famous, critically-acclaimed, aids-certified topic-
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/94 9433

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http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /162610

I think I just creamed my pants...

Is not a very good moderator in my professional opinion.
Updated: 05/30/08 6:05 AM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!After more than a year of hard work, Nayhan and I have finally completed are $8000 flash project. Say hello to GTA4: The Flash Game. Utilizing slick 3D/Flash rendering software, we managed to create some pretty awesome cutscenes too! I mean, who doesn't like cell shaded graphics?!
There's not much more I can say except GO PLAY IT NOW!

So funny. So fucking funny.
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DONT WATCH THIS PLEASE.
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Koo shama to shama rama krisha! Doo tana rama shana!
Koo shama to shama rama krisha! Doo tana rama shana!
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