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Location: Your large intestine
Job: I'm fuckin beautiful
"sit and think for a while and you'll realize that you'll still die. if you're not thinking at all i dont know why you're alive." -Isaac Brock
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What is with all these people complaining about the controls? I thought they were absolutely fine, perfect in fact. This was a great game. It was challenging, well polished, the music was good, and the pixelart was fantastic. One minor criticism is that I don't really like how the 'time' thing worked, how if you died it wouldn't reset, but if it ran out you would die and it would reset again.
Other than that, this is a superb and sadly underrated game. 9/10
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Thanks a lot!
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"I normally hate Video Game parodies"
But this one was well animated, and the jokes (while there weren't heaps) were quite funny.
But definitely props on the animation :D
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Glad to hear u enjoyed
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and cool. was a bit slow and boring at times though. but pretty good, keep practising!
What was the song?
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neehaaw
The song is off a peculiar Phish album Called the "Siket Disc" The track is called "The Happy Whip And Dung Song"
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Surely you realize how slow this game runs. Go into flash, go into the properites of this game's fla. and change framerate to 30, your game will run a hell of a lot better.
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i know. wait... it is 30 fps and i ussually use 15fps!
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I really enjoyed this but thought it could use a little more work.
0/10
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0? u enjoyed?
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I laughed so hard when they all died. You had me thinking they would win. Then they lost. I bet so many people were pissed off watching this because the bad guy won. That's probably why it's got such a low score. Darnell's voice acting was unclear but the Snowman characters voice was great.
9/10
Five'd
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Thanks alot man. Yea alot of people didnt like it but glad to hear u did :)
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Gotta say, this sums up the Mario games pretty well.
The ending was sad though :(
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I know it's a real shame :(
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I read your reply to the review commenting on the ads.
Mate, forget ads. Get sponsored.
Your games are defiantly of a high standard of quality, I guarantee you'll make much more money from sponsorship AND people won't be complaining about adverts!
I seriously recommend you look into it :)
Otherwise, nice game.
Author's Response:
I tried to get sponsorships in the past, before Brick Stacker and Brick Yard, but didn't get any ok offers, just bad ones. Some places were offering something like 700US$ for _three_ of my games, and they wanted me to disable the ads and take away links to my site, and add some of their things into the game. I.e., extra work. That's a pretty bad deal. Some wanted support for 15 languages, but didn't want to pay much.
Anyway, I'll try again in the future...
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You did a brilliant job putting this together JKA. I'm really impressed man, you got some massive talent. Very well made, and I found my Easter Eggs! Yay lol
I love Camp North's aquaman illustration as well, really cool style.
10/10!
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Thanks.
I think I did pretty well for my first Collab :)
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Loved the visual style. Do you have a fetish for tentacles?
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if by fetish you mean i like to feel them wriggling up my butt and out my dickhole, then maybe
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