Score: 1

"Everyone who gave this a 10"

submission: Tall 'n Short

date: January 12, 2009

... saying how hilarious and genius it was can go, well, you know. Rude words.

I am sick of this whole mentality of anything Egoraptor makes is automatically brilliant. Peoples' judgment is clouded by their preconceived idea that anything Egoraptor makes sets the bar for every other flash on Newgrounds.

Seriously. If I could I'd starting cussing at certain people right now, but I'd rather keep this review.

Here is your prize, the Golden Star of Exploitation.

Score: 3

"Right then."

submission: Circle n' Square

date: January 12, 2009

So was this some test to see how many of NG's population are a bunch of complete suck-ups to the admin and people like Egoraptor? A test, to see if people like Johnny Utah, the Swain, and Egoraptor get their enormous scores from name and fame alone?

The test seems to be successful: each of their movies is atleast .3 higher than yours Stamper.

Score: 10

"Extremely good points"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: January 12, 2009

The points made in this collab were only ramified by the fucking idiot reviews like those below me, and the poor score (and the completely opposite reviews/scores for Awesome Gear Solid).

Very well done, and I'm glad you chucked a Seinfield reference in there, ahhaah.

Score: 10

"awesome"

submission: Abyssal

date: January 10, 2009

just plain awesome. i love this kinda stuff, excellent, 10/10

Score: 9

"hahah"

submission: How Darnell Saved Kwanzaa

date: January 10, 2009

I laughed so hard when they all died. You had me thinking they would win. Then they lost. I bet so many people were pissed off watching this because the bad guy won. That's probably why it's got such a low score. Darnell's voice acting was unclear but the Snowman characters voice was great.

9/10

Five'd

Score: 10

"Wat da $!^& man!!"

submission: scr00g mcduc

date: January 10, 2009

serously dude wtf. why even maek this

it wasent funny, the animationed was BAAAD i could make better in 5 minutes. sif dis was on frontpag, a good videogame parondy could be in dat slot but NOO dis had to b there.. so bad omg.

Just kidding, very funny, 10/10.

Score: 8

"Wow"

submission: Bowja From His Cashle

date: January 9, 2009

Gotta say, this sums up the Mario games pretty well.

The ending was sad though :(

Score: 9

"Ttursas.."

submission: Brick Yard

date: January 6, 2009

I read your reply to the review commenting on the ads.

Mate, forget ads. Get sponsored.

Your games are defiantly of a high standard of quality, I guarantee you'll make much more money from sponsorship AND people won't be complaining about adverts!

I seriously recommend you look into it :)

Otherwise, nice game.

Score: 10

"All I can say is WOW."

submission: "Notepad Drawing Collab"

date: January 6, 2009

You did a brilliant job putting this together JKA. I'm really impressed man, you got some massive talent. Very well made, and I found my Easter Eggs! Yay lol

I love Camp North's aquaman illustration as well, really cool style.

10/10!

Score: 10

"Unique"

submission: Time4Cat

date: January 5, 2009

Very well made. The sound effects fitted well (the music wasn't intrusive, nice ambience), the gameplay was certainly unique, and it was fun.

I was going to give this a 9, but seeing as you used the mochiads leaderboards I'll give a 10.

:)