Score: 5

"so sexy"

submission: Orgasm Girl 2

date: October 16, 2009

this so sexy man. best sexy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 but like, wat is an orgasm? i give dis S out of 10, for SEXYEYEYEYEY

Score: 8

"Great but with some bad points..."

submission: Robin the Archer

date: October 15, 2009

This is a very good 8bit themed platformer, however there is quite a bit of room for improvement. The visuals and music, while good, become repeditive after the 4th level or so. Also, while the shop system is great, I thought it could've been built on a bit more (buyable skins, weapons, etc.?). Still if you made a sequel with more variety that was an improvement on this, I'm sure it would be great. Oh, and the music doesn't loop very well.

The fact that this saves your game, and that there is enough content for a few hours fun, earns big points.

8/10

Score: 9

"A great game..."

submission: Jump 'n Gun

date: October 15, 2009

What is with all these people complaining about the controls? I thought they were absolutely fine, perfect in fact. This was a great game. It was challenging, well polished, the music was good, and the pixelart was fantastic. One minor criticism is that I don't really like how the 'time' thing worked, how if you died it wouldn't reset, but if it ran out you would die and it would reset again.

Other than that, this is a superb and sadly underrated game. 9/10

Score: 7

"Overrated.."

submission: This is the Only Level

date: September 8, 2009

Yes, so the game is only one level. Whoop dee doo. Oh, and what's that? It even tells us that in the name of the game? Gee, that's pretty smart/cool!

Hey, I can think of another game with only one level, and it is MUCH BETTER THAN THIS, it is called the Last Man.

I could rant on about how this is overrated, but I'll just conclude this soon to be rated "useless" review with saying that, yes, this game was decent, but really lacks the content to deserve such a high score, and really isn't as original as it makes out to be.

I am very tempted to give this a 0 due to the aformentioned overrated-ness, but alas, I will give it an honest score that it deserves.

7/10

Score: 10

"Fantastic."

submission: When Pigs Fly

date: July 30, 2009

What a fantastic game. I loved the music, the atmosphere, the idea, and the challenging. My only 2 criticisms are that there is no pause function, and the pig noises are slightly annoying. I would've given this a 9, but because it's so incredibly underratted, I'm giving it a 10.

I also love the way you don't unlock the "main menu" till you finish the game. Brilliant.

Well done on a fantastic game.

Score: 10

"Great."

submission: Lastman

date: July 17, 2009

Favourited. Love the style, idea graphics, engine, sound, gameplay.

And to everyone complaining: It's a hard game, so what? If you can't handle it, don't play it! Go play Mario or something with gameshark cheats so you have unlimited lives and flying power, I'm sure that won't be too hard for you noobs then. Sigh!

Score: 10

"Excellent!"

submission: Super Karoshi

date: May 30, 2009

I loved the first game and this was just as good. Love the new twist :)

One criticism is that I feel its lost some of the Japanese anime themes the first game had.

This is platform puzzling at its finest.

10/10

Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Morningstar

date: May 21, 2009

A great point and click adventure game. The movies were extremely high quality for a flash game, the music was perfect for setting the atmosphere, it was very immersive, and the story and characters were cool too.

I really enjoyed this.

10/10

Score: 9

"Funny."

submission: Saunich der Hejhaug

date: May 14, 2009

Reminds me of Spongebob Sickpants.
I like how his nose turns into this mouth, and I actually laughed out loud when he's like "I Have To Go Fast!" then gets in the van.
I hate Sonic the Hedgehog.
Almost as funny as this cartoon are some of the stupid reviews/reviewers.
Nice animation style, with room for improvement.
I liked the awkward pauses.
Favourited.

Score: 8

"It was good... but"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 3

date: April 8, 2009

Well, I enjoyed the others MUCH more. This one simply just wasn't as funny. In order of brilliance, I'd say it goes:

Charlie the Unicorn 2 > Charlie the Unicorn 1 > Charlie the Unicorn 3

That simply my honest opinion. Was still enjoyable.